I am in Wal-Mart, looking for a hat. I don’t really know why I am in Wal-Mart, because I hate Wal-Mart, but there I am. They have a very small selection of hats.

An employee has been straightening out the area and she tells me to please put everything back neatly once I am done looking. This is kind of irritating because she says it in kind of a whiny way and because isn’t it sort of my job to look through the stuff just like it’s her job to straighten it up? Also, who said I wasn’t going to straighten things up once I was finished?

I brush it off and continue looking. Looks like there’s not really anything I want. But then I try on this cute green hat… uh oh. Here she comes again looking all irritated. What a brat. She tells me again to please put things back nicely once I am done with them. I tell her I’m not done, that ’s the whole point and go complain to her manager.

Then I am in a high school and some girl is getting married. All of her party’s dresses look awful as does hers but she looks so happy I don’t want to tell her.

Then I go outside and Sam and I along with one of Sam’s sisters get in this flying machine. It is like a little, tiny wooden prop plane and Sam is flying it. We are flying around this big wooden structure. It is like a large hallway on stilts that is shaped like a square. Some parts are completely or partially enclosed by either wood or glass or a thick plastic sheeting or a combination. Others are completely open. Sam’s dad is in the building and we are playing a game where we have to hit each other with our hands or sticks. We in the ‘plane’ are one team and Sam’s dad is on a team of his own consisting only of him.

I gain a point when we close in on Sam’s dad and I hit him, but he says it’s his point because he actually hit me. Then we fly away and I find a long bone hanging off one of the trees and use it to try and hit Sam’s dad, but he grabs it and the head of the bone breaks off. Then Sam takes the bone and tries to hit his dad with it. I keep thinking of how Sam’s dad kind of reminds me of a monkey climbing around in there, leaning out and trying to hit us.

~ by snowhite197 on March 17, 2008.